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Brandt Tobler - The Time I Tried to Kill My Dad - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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After reconnecting with his crime-prone father, Brandt Tobler thinks he's finally found a workable father-son relationship -- until everything falls apart. Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now: http://www.cc.com/shows/this-is-not-happening/full-episodes This Is Not Happening airs Fridays at 12a/11c on Comedy Central. Follow Brandt Tobler on Twitter: https://twitter.com/brandttobler
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Jonathan Perry (15 minutes ago)
But how did he settle the 80 thousand dollar Dept so people wouldn't kill him?
Lil Hendo (6 hours ago)
Sooo how many of y’all started doin this shower thing ?😂
Michelle Gabriel (1 day ago)
So we are not gonna talk about the fact that he looks like Tom Hanks??
Bruce Kirk (2 days ago)
I think everything his prison dad taught him was valid
Goof Ball (2 days ago)
Not a humble dude.
Candy Wolf (2 days ago)
* whispers to CC * bro mexicans got on boots, but the mexicans are my dad Cc: yo I gotchu bro, get me 2 bags of coffee and I’ll get ya a private knife Cc: * sells knife * yO NoW i CaNT KilL mY dAD nOw
casey solar (4 days ago)
This story is really him covering up his dads murder 😂
Dr. Borris (5 days ago)
Tom Hanks is that you?
Riker626 (6 days ago)
What is the statute of limitations for attempted murder?
dings215 (6 days ago)
with the exception of the step dad this whole family is a nest of r-tards.
BeeBee Tee (6 days ago)
Blood is thicker than water, very true what Tobler said.
nerium (7 days ago)
That was a sad story tbh lol it had it's funny moments but damn.
FreemonSandlewould (8 days ago)
weak.
Dinomatrix21 (9 days ago)
Blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb.
Gonzalo Gonzalez (9 days ago)
Huffendick(?) = huelebicho
Bizzy Beans (10 days ago)
Wait did he just confess to attempted murder
Literal Trash (11 days ago)
Strategy: shadow box in there for like 2 hours and you’ll be a god. In a completely separate topic, anyone wanna cover my water bills?
LalaJaay23 (11 days ago)
the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb
mike gottfried (13 days ago)
wtf kind of weird ass opening was that with roy woods
Raine (13 days ago)
how dumb is this mf
señor pepper (14 days ago)
stop SNITCHIN
MannyJazzcats (15 days ago)
I heard his name as Cracked Tumbler
julie storey. (15 days ago)
this is great.
newjack900 (16 days ago)
the real story is him explaining he's missing $80k to these Vegas bookies
Matt Closson (16 days ago)
Wyoming gang🤟🏻🤙🏼
Trevor Bom (16 days ago)
He sounds like joe rogan with more estrogen
Julie T (16 days ago)
The full thing of "blood before water" is actually "the blood of a covenant is thicker than the water of the womb," which means that the people you chose to befriend are closer than the people who birthed you.
lolwtf bbq (17 days ago)
This is LEGIT.
Is this the same Brandt that Jeff Dye stole Mike Vanderjagt's jersey with? Only asking cause this video was right after that video....
Elle C (17 days ago)
Hello, today is 2019 year. How come college is prison only after you are 5 years old. Like your warm jacket. Where did your dad go to school? Your bit went into a negative feeling of school at that point is not through scholarship. Thank you CC. elle for university scholars
Sunny Side Up (18 days ago)
The funny part is anyone believing a twenty-something has $80,000 stashed away in his house.
DelayEdits (18 days ago)
fuck you shit video
Hamish Waffle (19 days ago)
Blood is thicker than water.” ... The quote comes from: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” This actually means that blood shed in battle bonds soldiers more strongly than simple genetics. Although we commonly use it to suggest the strength of family ties, it doesn't refer to family at all.
Mike T (19 days ago)
My grandmother also told me only to give leftovers to white people. Now that I think about it, I feel like it might be even more racist if she had told me only to give it to black people.
peige ishmael (19 days ago)
i hope that story wasnt true bc like. how is it possible he hasnt been charged for attempted murder lmao dont get me wrong his act is really funny but this got me thinking lmao
bridgett (20 days ago)
Well that was depressing .
The Tourist (20 days ago)
1000! Comments
The Tourist (20 days ago)
Au
Strangetings (21 days ago)
Him : he’ll tell us about prison riots a- Me : MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS
karina gastelum (21 days ago)
oh shit my dad was in levenworth too
ArlindBlaze (22 days ago)
damn not tryna hate, but this shit was borin af lmfaoo
Casper Christensen (22 days ago)
How do you have that kind of money just lying around.
caleb smith (22 days ago)
it's not blood is thicker than water, it's the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb meaning relationships formed by choice are stronger than relationships formed at birth
Habs247 (24 days ago)
Cool story, where's the point? I don't care if you tied it up with a shitty punch line, a good story needs a point.
Classic Rebel (24 days ago)
Isn’t that like illegal 😂
Emily Sneed (25 days ago)
I want to know how the hell did he settle the 80 Grand??
Centrelink Chef (27 days ago)
How do all these comments never get a dislike, yet every fucken video gets a bunch of dislikes? This is a fucking conspiracy! Some of these comments literally suck anus
Spencer ONeil (28 days ago)
he just admitted to premeditated murder and several other crimes, oh boy
Percussion Punisher (28 days ago)
FTCF! HUFFENDICK!
chance (28 days ago)
This was the least funny one out of the series
Ray Love (29 days ago)
I dig the ending but I think the cousin and the brother did club the father to death and he came home to clean up the mess 🤔
Zayd345ful (29 days ago)
what happened to the 80k
Apple Nicole (29 days ago)
I have so many follow up questions.
Chandler Kinnett (29 days ago)
See i wish i got to learn from my father no matter what your pops is like your lucky man slick i lost my pops when i was 4 remember looking at him in his casket wish he was here every day
Chandler Kinnett (28 days ago)
+Gaara1800 thanks i appreciate it
Gaara1800 (28 days ago)
He is always in your heart and memories keep your head up bro
Fayanora Ahnabahn (1 month ago)
What kind of prison lets people take vacations???
gmy33 (1 month ago)
damn !!!!! thankgod this guy is such a good storyteller ... many would be fckng killing themselves or be dopies ... bless him !!!!
Doe-Z (1 month ago)
*Been COLD SHOWER SHADOWING since I saw this!*
SkullKid (1 month ago)
He Sounds Kinda Like Joe Rogan. Listen To His Vocal Inflections.
Jacob Harrington (1 month ago)
Sounds like my old man. I fell 4 stories, he showed up offering me cocaine when I woke up
sdfs (1 month ago)
ibink
Emily Rose (1 month ago)
If my dad did that to me he wouldn't live. I get it hahahaha
iluvcupcakes (1 month ago)
Howd he pay back the 80k!!??
the film gurus (1 month ago)
So like...attempted murder
P -Ron (1 month ago)
See us imaginary Wyoming bitches get so god damn excited when anyone mentions Wyoming
Ryan Thomas (1 month ago)
Such a great story
Simon Duvall (1 month ago)
This was more of a sad ted talk than comedy, but still pretty cool
Sean Chesley (1 month ago)
Just start at 1:00
Edin V (1 month ago)
So this is what we find funny now? A guy talking about attempting to murder his drug addict dad over measly 80 000? That's fucked up. Didn't laugh once.
Rosa Mello Jones (1 month ago)
The whole phrase is actually the blood of the heart is thicker than the water of the womb
A V. (1 month ago)
"The blood of the battlefield is thicker than the water of the womb"
sick little monkey (1 month ago)
First prison rule i learned was ONLY PUNKS MAKE THREATS .
Tayton Keller (1 month ago)
He’s from Wyoming!!!!!!! I’m from Wyoming
Brandon Brooks (1 month ago)
Well that was a waste of 15 mins
Rayne Sorrells (1 month ago)
I love when people quote 'blood is thicker than water' because that's incomplete. It's actually 'blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb' meaning that the bonds you form through friendship is stronger than the bonds of family.
ernie garcia (1 month ago)
this story sounded so familiar, and then i realized that he told a longer version of this on the dana gould hour podcast. look it up. it's pretty good.
carlost t (1 month ago)
that was the longest joke ive ever heard
ErraticHD (1 month ago)
I can relate to this guy
Lio Pia (1 month ago)
The audience is brilliant
Clemens K (1 month ago)
Damn that’s real.
StJames 4067 (1 month ago)
Where the fuck is Ari???
RunNGunX (1 month ago)
Why didn’t you just lace his food lol it’s Vegas 😂😂😂 I’ve learned too much from hookers
JustJ (1 month ago)
I'm now going to shadow box in the cold shower.
Joshua Sebo (6 days ago)
Yes maam
JustJ (7 days ago)
+Joshua Sebo Thank you! x
Joshua Sebo (7 days ago)
Your cute
JustJ (7 days ago)
+Joshua Sebo ​Yo, American, I'm Vietnamese and Chinese 50/50 respectively. None taken :)
Joshua Sebo (7 days ago)
Hey girl are you from China or are you American. I’m just curious. No disrespect
Joe (1 month ago)
story isn't even funny it's just fucked up. What kind of piece of shit scumbag fuck steals from his own children?
David Humphrey (1 month ago)
Damn that story is dark as hell.
Hunter S (2 months ago)
Does anyone else hear Joe Rogans voice?
Something Else (2 months ago)
isnt that illegal? trying to kill someone?
JJM (2 months ago)
did he just confess to conspiracy to murder ???
Adrianna Zamora (2 months ago)
Someone should please make a movie
The Impartial Savage (2 months ago)
The new host is painfully unfunny. He must be sucking someone off at CC. Also this comic and his story is weak af. Not even a chuckle. Man they'll let anyone on this show.
VRYBURGER en KRYGER (2 months ago)
Funny but in the wrong place
VRYBURGER en KRYGER (2 months ago)
Subversive
Wizardhacker 70 (2 months ago)
What they should have done is cut the power and everything, then hook up a car battery to the garage door to electrocute him. Then position his corpse to look like he was fiddling with his car and got shocked by his own cars battery.
The Outcast2000 (2 months ago)
I like how the two white dads in the beginning were both bad
woodyjonz (2 months ago)
Lol....eeeewwww.....naaaaw......but good story. The ending was too sad.
agung ayu (2 months ago)
wait what so the dad died???
G Blake (2 months ago)
Awful intros. At least it’s not yet another moron on drugs story
Kiera Kitten (2 months ago)
the actual saying is "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb." so it means the opposite
Mary Sue (2 months ago)
Everyone thank god you didnt have this dad, love my parents
Mary Sue (2 months ago)
What a fucking slag dad
Ha1luciNate (2 months ago)
This guy is so full of shit.

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