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Obama's best 2016 jokes at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
The president took aim at a few contenders for the White House during the annual meeting of Hollywood and Washington elites.
Views: 1647511 CBS News
Obama's Best White House Correspondents Dinner Jokes
Over the past seven years, President Obama has poked fun at the press, himself and Washington insiders during his speeches at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Here is a look back at some of his best quips. Photo: Getty Subscribe to the WSJ channel here: http://bit.ly/14Q81Xy More from the Wall Street Journal: Visit WSJ.com: http://www.wsj.com Follow WSJ on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/wsjvideo Follow WSJ on Google+: https://plus.google.com/+wsj/posts Follow WSJ on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WSJvideo Follow WSJ on Instagram: http://instagram.com/wsj Follow WSJ on Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/wsj/ Don’t miss a WSJ video, subscribe here: http://bit.ly/14Q81Xy More from the Wall Street Journal: Visit WSJ.com: http://www.wsj.com Visit the WSJ Video Center: https://wsj.com/video On Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pg/wsj/videos/ On Twitter: https://twitter.com/WSJ On Snapchat: https://on.wsj.com/2ratjSM
Views: 59930 Wall Street Journal
jokes before dinner
just a few jokes before a friend eats his dinner xD feel free to subscribe follow me on other things: https://twitter.com/chrismelberger https://instagram.com/chrismelberger https://facebook.com/chrismelberger Snapchat: chrismelberger merch: https://www.neatdude.com dry humor like a funny desert
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Best White House Correspondents' Dinner jokes
CNNMoney's Brian Stelter looks back at the comedians who have hosted the dinner ? from Kimmel to Stewart to Colbert and Leno ? and highlights the funniest moments.
Views: 48509 CNN Business
Best WH Correspondents' Dinner Jokes Of All Time | msnbc
From Bill Clinton's bad jokes, to Barack Obama's timely jabs, to Ronald Reagan's digs at the press, watch presidents in recent history recite some particularly memorable lines at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. » Subscribe to msnbc: http://on.msnbc.com/SubscribeTomsnbc About: msnbc is the premier destination for in-depth analysis of daily headlines, insightful political commentary and informed perspectives. Reaching more than 95 million households worldwide, msnbc offers a full schedule of live news coverage, political opinions and award-winning documentary programming -- 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Connect with msnbc Online Visit msnbc.com: http://on.msnbc.com/Readmsnbc Find msnbc on Facebook: http://on.msnbc.com/Likemsnbc Follow msnbc on Twitter: http://on.msnbc.com/Followmsnbc Follow msnbc on Google+: http://on.msnbc.com/Plusmsnbc Follow msnbc on Instagram: http://on.msnbc.com/Instamsnbc Follow msnbc on Tumblr: http://on.msnbc.com/LeanWithmsnbc Best WH Correspondents' Dinner Jokes Of All Time | msnbc
Views: 128846 MSNBC
Best Obama, Kimmel jokes from WH Correspondants Dinner
President Obama and Jimmy Kimmel dished out their best one-liners during the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Views: 647082 CNN
Obama and McCain Trade Jokes at Charity Dinner
Barack Obama and John McCain at charity dinner, October 16, 2008
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Funny video: Obama jokes about radical new hairstyle
At the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner, President Obama jokes that he has thought about getting 'bangs' just like his wife. Get the latest headlines http://www.telegraph.co.uk/ Subscribe to The Telegraph http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=telegraphtv Like us on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/telegraph.co.uk Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/telegraph Follow us on Google+ https://plus.google.com/102891355072777008500/ Telegraph.co.uk and YouTube.com/TelegraphTV are websites of The Daily Telegraph, the UK's best-selling quality daily newspaper providing news and analysis on UK and world events, business, sport, lifestyle and culture.
Views: 344342 The Telegraph
Best of White House Correspondents' Dinner Jokes: 2009-2012
Wanda Sykes, Jay Leno, Seth Meyers, Barack Obama
Views: 300601 CP Thangaraja
Tony And Paulie Jokes At Dinner - The Sopranos HD
Tony And Paulie Jokes At Dinner, The Sopranos HD
Views: 25358 TonySoprano
TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE! Dad Jokes gone wrong!
While hanging out with PapaBee from the EhBee Family he challenged me to a try not to laugh dad jokes with my kids. We had a blast! Subscribe: https://goo.gl/dRpa1N Watch more: We have had so many hard decisions to make lately that Jase tried to lighten the mood and get the kids laughing and loving life! There is nothing like some hilarious dad jokes to lighten the mood. both of our friends the EhBee Family and That Youtub3 Family had a blast with these so we thought we would give it a try and add our own to the mix! Welcome to The Ohana Adventure, we post EVERYDAY! FOLLOW OUR ADVENTURES: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/theohanaadventure/ WEBSITE: www.theohanaadventure.com FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/theohanaadventure/ PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/OhanaAdventure/ BUSINESS EMAIL: [email protected] GIVEAWAY EMAIL: [email protected] Watch these fun things we do: 2017 FAM ADV: https://goo.gl/JNnwAl COOL CHALLENGES: https://goo.gl/shsleN PARENTING HACKS: https://goo.gl/T1wo0q FUN HOW TO'S: https://goo.gl/rsbOiM TRAVEL ADVENTURES: https://goo.gl/yszf5d Want to send us something?! We love getting stuff in the mail & may feature it on one of our videos: The Ohana Adventure 520 North Main St. STE #439 Heber City, UT 84032 We are a crazy family of 8 from Hawaii; we believe in doing hard things, spontaneous adventures, laughing together, & trying new things and adventures in new lands! Mom - Rachel Dad - Jase Klai 14 Rykel 12 Shae 10 Wyatt 8 Evelin 7 Cora 5 Diezel - Doberman Pup ************************************************************************ Music: imovie free music, youtube royalty free music from bensound.com or artlist.io or www.soundstorymusic.com ************************************************************************ #theohanaadventure #rachbennett #jasebennett #vlogger #youtubecreator #youtuber #ohana #familyfirst #entrepreneurfamily #creator #dailyvlogger #subscribe #youtubekids #watchthis #family #familyfun #familyadventure #adventure #familyfirst #teens #teenagers #tweens #kids #cutekids #girls #boys #games #challenges #challenge #ryklai MAIL TO: Ohana Adventure 250 N Redcliffs Dr, 4B #366 St. George UT 84790
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Barack Obama Tells Jokes that are Actually Funny
This is a compilation of jokes Barack Obama has told. About 95% of the jokes he tells are pretty lame, so I went through and picked out what I thought were some of the highlights.
Views: 1249941 M.D. Rusch
TOP 10 Barack Obama Jokes (dbate)
Unser TOP 10-Video der besten Barack Obama Jokes. Barack Obama in Hannover. Seine Reise zur Hannover-Messe am kommenden Sonntag wird vermutlich der letzte Besuch des US-Präsidenten in Deutschland sein. Obama ist auf einer Art Abschieds-Tour, bevor im November die Amerikaner eine/n Nachfolger/in wählen. Lange hat man Barack Obama nicht mehr so entspannt gesehen wie in den letzten Monaten. Er tanzt bei Staatsbesuchen in Lateinamerika. Und er erzählt unablässig lustige Anekdoten und macht Scherze. dbate hat einmal die besten Witze des US-Präsidenten zusammengestellt. Very funny, Mr. President! Mehr Videos gibt´s hier: http://dbate.de http://facebook.com/dbate.de http://twitter.com/dbateonline http://instagram.com/dbate.de
Views: 1938900 dbate
Watch Obama dig into Trump at the 2011 White House Corres...
In 2011, Hawaii released President Obama's birth certificate after much prodding from Donald Trump and the 'Birther Movement.' Obama took the opportunity to crack some jokes about it at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
Views: 910068 CNN Business
Top jokes at the White House Correspondents' dinner
From Jimmy Kimmel to Stephen Colbert to Seth Meyers and Cecily Strong, CNNMoney's Brian Stelter looks back at some of the funniest hosts and best jokes from the White House Correspondents' dinner.
Views: 60500 CNN Business
Pati Patni ( : Dinner Jokes || Funny Comedy Chutkule ||
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Boys telling jokes at the dinner table
Brock & Brady telling funny jokes (make no sense to us, but they sure think they're funny)
Views: 5905 Bradley Suburu
Michelle Wolf's White House Dinner Jokes
Comedian Michelle Wolf draws laughs, gasps at the White House correspondents' dinner SUBSCRIBE to our channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/ETCanadaOfficial FOLLOW us here: http://www.etcanada.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/etcanada Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/etcanada Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/etcanada Snapchat: https://www.snapchat.com/add/etcanada
Views: 1497 ET Canada
10 Funniest Adult Jokes In Jessie You Might Have Missed
10 Inappropriate Jokes In Jessie That Will Make You Laugh Subscribe: https://goo.gl/cv6b96 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you watched the sitcom “Jessie” on Disney Channel, you know that this is a show that all kids loved and most parents hated. That’s because there were a lot of inappropriate jokes that only they could understand. And now that we are grown-ups, it’s funnier to watch the TV show and know what we have been missing. This is why we are showing you 10 Inappropriate Jokes in “Jessie.” In the first episode, the kids didn’t make a good first impression, mostly Luke Ross. He stole the moon from her sister’s solar system. And when she asked him to give it back, he said that he was going to show her the moon, trying to pull down his pants. We don’t know about you, but we think that neither the family members nor the viewers wanted to see something like that. Luke Ross quickly fell in love with Jessie, and this is why he is responsible for many inappropriate jokes in the sitcom. This time, he asked his nanny if they could do something after dinner, almost touching her bottom. Unfortunately for him, she invited something else for dinner when working on a movie set. But you will have to watch our video to understand what it was! Stay tuned if you want to hear more inappropriate jokes by Debby Ryan, Peyton List, Cameron Boyce, Karan Brar, and Skai Jackson. You’ll never watch this TV show the same way again! Are there any other inappropriate jokes that we missed? Don’t be shy to tell us what it is in the comments section down below. We love to know what you think!
Views: 568768 TheThings
Funny Jokes - Making A Stop Before Dinner...
Funny Jokes - Making A Stop Before Dinner...
Views: 26295 Eddie Got Funny Jokes
Jake and Amir: Dinner Jokes
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Funniest Leadership Speech ever!
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Trump roasts Clinton at Al Smith charity dinner
Just one night after the final presidential debate, Donald Trump roasted Hillary Clinton at the Al Smith Dinner. The Catholic charity fundraiser is an opportunity for the candidates to trade jokes and blows amid the heated campaign. CBSN has Trump's full speech.
Views: 1237116 CBS News
3 Jokes Guaranteed To Make People Laugh
Stephen Colbert: How To Be Funny Subscribe to Charisma On Command’s YouTube Account: http://bit.ly/COC-Subscribe Discover The 4 Emotions You Need To Make a Killer First Impression: http://bit.ly/2D0CHlo Here are 3 jokes that are guaranteed to make people laugh. Stephen Colbert is one of the most popular comedians on television today and it is largely due to his ability to think on his feet and make people laugh. He is a fantastic person to model if you want to know how to be funny. Today we’re going to talk about three go-to jokes that form the foundation of Colbert’s humor. Once you learn these, it will be easy to be funny. Jokes will start to come to you on the fly and you’ll have people laughing without even trying. 0:38 The first joke Stephen Colbert learned from his time in improv is The Fake Out 1:38 a literal formula you can steal from Stephen Colbert for how to be funny 2:11 how to be good at improv comedy 2:35 Stephen Colbert's favorite joke on The Colbert Report was The Caricature, a great technique for how to be funny 5:14 The best of Stephen Colbert's improv background shows every time he uses "yes and". This is my favorite technique for how to be funny, because it creates a great team dynamic and make everyone around you laugh 7:35 How to make this a habit so that it's easy to come up with something funny on the spot Connect With Us Further: Website: http://www.charismaoncommand.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/charismaoncommand Instagram: @CharismaOnCommand Or if you want to see our personal stuff (regular life + playing music): Instagram: @CharlieHoupert Instagram: @IamBenAltman
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Joel McHale's 8 funniest jokes in 3 minutes
2016 presidential contenders, the NSA and even D.C. hotels came under fire in Joel McHale's performance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday.
Views: 16070 Washington Post
Trump jokes about Clinton asking for a 'pardon'
Republican nominee speaks at Alfred E. Smith dinner
Views: 101575 Fox News
Dinkar Mehta Funny Adult Jokes Part 5 ( NON VEG ) 2017
Dinkar Mehta Funny Adult Jokes Part 5 ( NON VEG ) 2017 Please Subscribe For More Funny Videos Everyday :D :D :D Click Here For Subscribe https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP2N-JkbiAHk0c56kA3CPaw _________________________________________________________________ Like Our Facebook Page For Amazing Funny Videos Click Here https://www.facebook.com/WhatsAppFunnyVideosYoutube/ ______________________________________________________________ Follow Us On Google+ For More Update Click Here https://plus.google.com/u/0/103208134986711604271 _________________________________________________________________ Thanks For Watching Have A Good Day :)
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2006, Bush and impersonator crack jokes
During the 2006 White House Correspondents dinner, President George W. Bush is joined by impersonator Steve Bridges.
Views: 33490 CNN
Nikki Haley jokes about Trump, Elizabeth Warren
Former US ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley tells jokes at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner. #CNN #News
Views: 473308 CNN
Trump jokes about Melania leaving at Gridiron dinner
President Donald Trump poked fun at himself and members of his administration who have given him grief at an annual Washington social event.
Views: 646479 CNN
Hasan Minhaj's Best Trump Jokes From The 2017 White House Correspondents' Dinner
A compilation of Hasan Minhaj's best Donald Trump jokes at the 2017 White House Correspondents' Dinner from Washington D.C.. Buy and listen to Hasan Minhaj's "Leaning On Expensive Cars And Getting Paid To Do It": https://goo.gl/mYRWR3 Subscribe to Reflect's YouTube Channel: http://tinyurl.com/jhlpoa7 Support Reflect on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Reflect Reflect this video on your Facebook: Reflect this video on your Twitter: Reflect on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rflctvid Reflect on Twitter http://twitter.com/ReflectorVideo
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Obama's Funniest Jokes at White House Correspondents' Dinner
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Funny man: Obama cracks jokes at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
US President Barack Obama cracked jokes about copying his wife's hairstyle and the Republican party at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday. The president made light of his wife's new bangs, drawing laughter from her when he showed mock pictures of himself with the same hairdo. The president also appeared in a taped piece with Hollywood Director Steven Spielberg with Daniel Day-Lewis talking about the challenges of being Obama. Report by Sarah Kerr. Subscribe to ITN News! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=itnnews Like us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/itn Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/itn Visit our homepage: http://itn.co.uk More Obama videos: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDB28153B36EBE1C9 More stories from ITN: The world's 50 best restaurants: http://youtu.be/omdxTHFTZZM Norwegian daredevil Eskil Ronningsbakken performs stunts over Chinese canyon: http://bit.ly/100TENq Barack Obama's spoof film with Steven Spielberg: http://bit.ly/11z8qNB Shopkeeper fights off thief with wooden stool: http://bit.ly/12P0J7Z Indonesian footballer draws blood after punching referee: http://bit.ly/11FYXo8 Solar powered plane soars over San Francisco: http://bit.ly/13wBHu8 Dramatic CCTV rescue in Colombia as policeman saves metro suicide: http://bit.ly/11G26o2 Dedicated reporter covers the Sichuan earthquake in her wedding dress: http://bit.ly/17VZhB7 Terrified pandas panic as earthquake hits China: http://bit.ly/13wC5c1 Check out Truthloader, the new home of citizen journalism on YouTube. Subscribe now at http://bit.ly/tldrsub See 2013's Most Watched Videos: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQGafvQUGoG29uYjMBgp_ZeECq6rf4wJJ See our Top 20 Most Watched Videos: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL95EA69A84358C8BE See 2012's Most Watched Videos: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7C0832D5DA586751
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Sridevi CRACKS Funny JOKES on Boney Kapoor & Her Eating Habits
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How To Make A Funny Speech Without Telling Jokes
This video explains a number of techniques and tips for public speakers who have little or no experience making a funny speech. It contradicts the frequently-heard advice that you should always start a speech by telling a joke, while still using humor in your presentations and entertaining your audience.
Views: 95824 WS Westwood
SINGAPORE FUNNY EMCEE ALEX plays Dinner & Dance Stage Games/Jokes -Emcee & Singing Services Sg Asia
Introducing Funny Emcee Alex -Singapore's most Engaging Expert Game Master-of-Ceremonies, Emcee Extraordinaire, Entertainer, Comedian, Singer, Entertainer- ALEX TAN SING in his hilarious Comedic personas, impersonating, creating theatrical caricatures on stage with his interactive Dinner & Dance Stage Games & jokes that will send you all laughing nonstop. For Ascension Teachers' Day DnD. Alex is not just bilingual, he is multilingual as he can also converse in malay & sing in multiple languages. Contact Alex http://www.alextansing.com Contact Alex (+ 65 96864424) http://www.AlexTanSing.com For general Emcee-ing: http://www.alextansing.com/professional_emcee/ for Singapore Convention Openings & galas: http://www.alextansing.com/sg50_music__shows/ For Weddings: http://www.alextansing.com/singapores_beloved_wedding_emcee/ Available for Singapore, around the Asia Region & Globally for engagements
Black Jokes (Stand Up Comedy)
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Trudeau jokes about India trip at press gallery dinner
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau joked about his India trip at the annual press gallery dinner in Ottawa Saturday night. Andrew Scheer and Jagmeet Singh also took the stage. To read more: http://cbc.ca/1.4679809 »»» Subscribe to CBC News to watch more videos: http://bit.ly/1RreYWS Connect with CBC News Online: For breaking news, video, audio and in-depth coverage: http://bit.ly/1Z0m6iX Find CBC News on Facebook: http://bit.ly/1WjG36m Follow CBC News on Twitter: http://bit.ly/1sA5P9H For breaking news on Twitter: http://bit.ly/1WjDyks Follow CBC News on Instagram: http://bit.ly/1Z0iE7O Download the CBC News app for iOS: http://apple.co/25mpsUz Download the CBC News app for Android: http://bit.ly/1XxuozZ »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» For more than 75 years, CBC News has been the source Canadians turn to, to keep them informed about their communities, their country and their world. Through regional and national programming on multiple platforms, including CBC Television, CBC News Network, CBC Radio, CBCNews.ca, mobile and on-demand, CBC News and its internationally recognized team of award-winning journalists deliver the breaking stories, the issues, the analyses and the personalities that matter to Canadians.
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Clean Jokes, Corporate Comedian John Pullum 100% Clean
http://www.John-Pullum.com John Pullum offers 100% clean corporate entertainment for conventions, banquets, parties, etc. He is a corporate entertainer and motivational keynote speaker. Yes, it's THE John Pullum from the Discovery Channel. He's been entertaining corporate audiences around the world long before his TV career. Book him for your next event. Transcript: There was an old man, older couple went to the doctors and the guy said to his doctor, he got in there first and he told the doctor he goes "I'm worried about my wife. I think she's loosing her hearing, but I don't want to get her upset about it. What can I do to find out how bad her hearing is?" The doctor said "Well, when you go home ask her something from aways, away. Find out if she can hear you. Get a little bit closer, ask her again, see if she can hear you. And then let me know how close you have to be to her for her to finally hear you and then I can determine how bad her hearing is. So later on that evening they were home and the wife is in the kitchen, she's cooking him some dinner and he comes in the front door and he goes "Honey, whats the dinner?" No reaction, she's still cooking. I wonder how I'm going to walk when I'm 103? Maybe like this. He gets a little bit closer, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no reaction. Get's a little bit closer. Asked her again, a little bit louder voice this time. "Honey, whats the dinner?" Still, no reaction. Pretty soon he's almost right behind her, he says it again. "Honey, whats the dinner?" She turns around, she goes, "For God sakes, I told you four times already." It was him! I like that one. You'll be telling at work tomorrow and your employees will go .. oh. I was there.
Views: 35127 John Pullum
Watch the highlights from Trump and Hillary's 'roast' jokes
On Thursday night at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner, presidential nominees Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton roasted each other during their speeches.
Views: 50864 PBS NewsHour
The best jokes from past Al Smith dinners
The annual Al Smith dinner is a chance for presidents and candidates to gently roast each other for a good cause. Here are some past zingers.
Views: 65379 CNN
10 Hilarious Offensive Stand Up Jokes! #2
These are 10 of the most hilarious offensive jokes ever told by stand up comedians. I bet you can't keep a straight face for the last joke from Amy Schumer. 10 Amy Schumer 9 Patrice O'Neal 8 Anthony Jeselnik 7 Jim Jefferies 6 Dave Chappelle 5 Joan Rivers 4 Anthony Jeselnik 3 Bill Hicks 2 Louis CK 1 Amy Schumer
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Top 10 Jokes Only Adults Will Get in SpongeBob SquarePants
Top 10 Jokes Only Adults Will Get in SpongeBob SquarePants Subscribe: http://goo.gl/Q2kKrD // Have a Top 10 idea? Submit it to us here! http://watchmojo.com/my/suggest.php As we all know, not all cartoon shows are for kids, but shows like SpongeBob SquarePants do a great job at making jokes that kids can laugh at, but only adults will understand. The adult jokes in SpongeBob Squarepants will go right over most kid's heads, but those adult jokes in kid's shows are what have made the show the success that it is. So join WatchMojo.com as we count down our picks for the SpongeBob SquarePants jokes that aren't for kids. List Rank and Entries #10. Blowing Balloons #9. The French Tickler #8. Sorry About the Scabies #7. Here Lies Squidward’s Hopes & Dreams #6. SpongeBob’s Nose? #5. Exchanging Money #4. SpongeBob, Patrick & Mr. Krabs’ Panty Raid #3, #2 & #1: ? Have an idea you want to see made into a WatchMojo video? Check out our suggest page at http://watchmojo.com/suggest and submit your idea. Our Magazine!! Learn the inner workings of WatchMojo and meet the voices behind the videos, articles by our specialists from gaming, film, tv, anime and more. VIEW INSTANTLY: http://goo.gl/SivjcX WatchMojo's Social Media Pages http://www.Facebook.com/WatchMojo http://www.Twitter.com/WatchMojo http://instagram.com/watchmojo Get WatchMojo merchandise at shop.watchmojo.com WatchMojo’s ten thousand videos on Top 10 lists, Origins, Biographies, Tips, How To’s, Reviews, Commentary and more on Pop Culture, Celebrity, Movies, Music, TV, Film, Video Games, Politics, News, Comics, Superheroes. Your trusted authority on ranking Pop Culture.
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"Obama out:" President Barack Obama's hilarious final White House correspondents' dinner speech
As President Obama gets set to leave office, take a look back at one of his most memorable moments when he didn't hold back in his final speech at the White House correspondents' dinner firing barbs at himself, Donald Trump, Justin Trudeau, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz. For more info, please go to http://www.globalnews.ca Subscribe to Global News Channel HERE: http://bit.ly/20fcXDc Like Global News on Facebook HERE: http://bit.ly/255GMJQ Follow Global News on Twitter HERE: http://bit.ly/1Toz8mt
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Dinner Jokes
Kids tell thier version of funny jokes while eating dinner.
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